20 Sayings we'd like to see on those Office Inspirational Posters

1. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings...they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

2. If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.

3. Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.

4. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

5. Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.

6. A person who smiles in the face of adversity... probably has a scapegoat.

7. Plagiarism saves time.

8. If at first you don't succeed, try management.

9. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

10. TEAMWORK... means never having to take all the blame yourself.

11. The beatings will continue until morale improves.

12. Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.

13. We waste time, so you don't have to.

14. Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!

15. Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.

16. A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.

17. When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.

18. INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.

19. Succeed in spite of management.

20. Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.



Keywords: inspirational, quotes

Spam Fight by Wacondah.com: campaign against P.Prescott (cont'd)

This was our reply..

Dear Mr. Prescott,
Dear Paul,
Yo Dude-man,

i'm so thrilled by the confirmation that I've won 2500000,00 US dollars from the South African governement,
however, since I've been pulled into shenanigans before, I would kindly request that you send me

1/ a digital photograph of yourself
2/ a scan of a copy from your passport
3/ the statutary documents of Interscopefinancegroup.net

You can foreward them on this adress. I do not have time to go surfing to the website, and in any case do not trust uncertified web content. I also inform you that I'm now being assisted by Islas Canarias Lawyers who will aid me in claiming the lump sum ammount. Please reply ASAP, dear Paul, now I must go off to sip some more margarita's

kind regards, Mr. Joder de Mierda (2.500.000,00 USD richer)

--- paul prescott escribió: > ATTN:Mr.Joder de Mierda
>
> Dear Sir, > I acknowledge the receipt of your email > message,hence > acting on the instructions in your claims file with > Reference number PG3-B8 and Batch number GBH-2, I > wish > to inform you that payment of your Claims amounting > to > US$2,500,000.00 has been > certified > by all authorities involved. > Be informed that instruments of payment for the sum > of US$2,500,000.00 to you, is already in our > possession and shall be processed upon meeting the > requirements stated below.

> You are required to fill a "Lottery Winnings Claim > Form" with all necessary details. Follow the link
> below to download the form > http://www.interscopefinancegroupsa.com/lottery.html
> After download, kindly print, fill neatly, and send to us either by fax or as an email attachment.
> You will also be required to pay a fee of USD5,750.00
> This payment is to cover transfer charges, Insurance > of vital documents like prize claim certificate and
> other transfer documents, handling and opening of > account charges.
> Congratulations once more, I shall be awaiting your > filled Lottery Winnings Claims Form.
>
> Truly yours,
> PAUL PRESCOTT,
> FOREIGN DEPARTMENT MANAGER,
> INTERSCOPE FINANCE GROUP.
> PHONE: +27 726907235
> FAX: +27 828675346
> EMAIL: p_prescott8@interscopefinancegroup.net
> WEBSITE: www.interscopefinancegroupsa.com

SEISINT, US company, sells "Matrix" results to Gov't.

According to the ACLU - American Civil Liberties Union (a contradictio in terminis somehow), SEISINT, a California based company that manages the database of potential terrorists of a couple of US States, called ... "MATRIX", handed over the list of 120.000 potential suspects. Criteria to 'get with the programme' are those related to the 911-airjackers...

These guys have no sense of humour...


Keywords: snooping, privacy issues, ACLU, Matrix, conspiracy, freedom of speech

Everest Running

Le sherpa Pemba Dorji, 26 ans, a battu le précédent record détenu par le sherpa Lakpa Gelu, 36 ans, qui avait atteint le sommet en 10 heures et 46 minutes en mai 2003: 8h10 total time to escalate up the mountain.

Then again, Sir Edmund Hillary wasn't impressed: back in the old days, my fella Tenzing Norgay and myself, we climbed around the mountain for 7 weeks... reaching the summit on 29.05.1953. We had to do everything ourselves. These guys, they just run up the mountain, using the facilities in place left by previous expeditions.... Did he make it down yet???

Watching the Watchers - Spam victims: FIGHT BACK

The following fantastic message arrived today: yakatiyak yak: I'm a millionaire ! (in US$)

Oops ... not yet ...
this is the reply I sent:
We'll keep you updated if replies come through, we're in for laughs...


Hello dear Mr. Prescott, you are so kind, please contact me to tell me how i can collect my great great prize, and then afterwards maybe we can have coffee together in order to celebrate. I'm pleased to inform you that I'm a Spanish citezen from the Canarian Islands.
Now I must go and sip my margarita _ sincerely Mr. Joder de Mierda

for futher references and mail-snatching machines i'm posting his adresses... (hihihi ;-) Am also heavily considering giving this *$$-hole a phone call he won't forget

/////

FROM: THE LOTTERY COORDINATOR, INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT

DEAR SIR/MADAM, RESULTS FOR THIRD CATEGORY DRAWSPROTEA GAMES SOUTH AFRICA wishes to inform you of the results of It'S Promotional draws held on the 1ST MAY2004. We are happy to officially inform you that you have emerged a winner under our Third Category Draws, which is part of our promotional draws. Participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from 40,000 names/email addresses of individuals and companies from Africa, America, Asia, Australia, Canada, Europe, Middle East, and New Zealand as part of our International Promotions Program. You/Your company, attached to ticket number 01-87-436, with serial number 61-217 drew the lucky numbers 08, 28, 29, 36, 44, 47 (31), and consequently won in the Third Category. You have therefore been awarded a lump sum pay out of US$2,500,000.00 (Two Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) in cash, which is the winning payout for Third Category winners. This is from the total prize money of US$5,000,000.00 shared between 2 international winners in the Third category.

CONGRATULATIONS!
MR. PAUL PRESCOTT, FOREIGN DEPARTMENT MANAGER, INTERSCOPE FINANCE GROUP.
TEL/FAX: +27 828675346 - EMAIL: p_prescott8@interscopefinancegroup.net

Pajottenland Blues

Okay, so here we go, a new name to the game, a new project for Wacondah.com:
too much bull-shit on the Internet, it's time for some "kwaliteit".
Wacondah.com solemnly pledges to bring you a crazy tour of the Pajottenland...

Dear Guests,

please note the comments feature provided by Blogger has been activated. You can now react instantly to posts and ramblings... Just click on the "comments" tab after each post.

Keywords: Pajottenland, the blues, ...

Bruegelo Vuegel



Bruegel Project Logo

On the road ... with Bruegel

'On the road with Bruegel' is an artistic project starting in the lively heart of Brussels an ending in the Pajottenland, southwest from the capital. About twenty contemporary artists show their works at eight different locations. This route offers some fine views, all of them being references to masterpieces of Pieter Bruegel the Old.


Zomerparcours voert van centrum Brussel naar Pajottenland
Vijftig vogelsculpturen nodigen uit om de weg van Bruegel te bewandelen: van de Kapellekerk, waar de oude meester begraven ligt, richting Pajottenland, waar hij inspiratie vond voor zijn landschappen. Onderweg brengen hedendaagse kunstenaars een hommage.


links:
http://www.bruegelproject.be/
http://www.wegvanbruegel.be


Keywords: Bruegel, Pajottenland, Brussels, the Marollen, contemporary art

Verbatims

"dans la politique du coup de pied au cul, il ne faut jamais oublier qu'on a tous un pied mais aussi un cul"

"à mon commandement, démerdez vous!"

"C'est vrai que les meilleurs élèves sont toujours les plus cocus"

vocabulaire

PLACARDISER: se faire placardiser, il a été placardisé (promotion horizontale)

Le rôle du PDG

« Le mission du PDG est de plus en plus d’interpréter, de décoder, de gérer les enjeux du pouvoir, en se concentrant sur l’environnement externe. Le PDG doit imaginer le futur de l’entreprise et le façonner dans le présent. Pour cela, il ne doit pas plonger dans l’opérationnel au quotidien et dans l’analytique. Cela prend du temps au détriment de la synthèse. (…) Anticiper l’entreprise à 5/10 ans. Les bons managers démontrent leur capacité à faire des redéploiements stratégiques sans drame »

Gebarentaal voor niet-ingewijden eindelijk online


Psycho-experiment: Standford Prison Experiment: basis for the German movie Das Experiment
http://www.prisonexp.org/


Decapitation of Berg a fraud, staged by the military-industrial conspiracy?
http://www.infowars.com/print/iraq/berg.htm

It seems as though more and more people question this so-called conclusive evidence of Iraq-based Al Qaeda operatives. Who's kidding who?

"Moore" today: Michael Moore presents his latest documentary FAHRENHEIT 911 in Cannes.
Will Moore be able to prevent Bush from re-election later this year?



More random frightening tidbits of seemingly unconnected information

Sarin-grenade found in Iraq... (Did Saddam lie or was it planted by US Special Forces?)
Syrian technicians onboard North Korean Train?

Conspiracy theories are re-surfacing all over the place. Just finished reading Richard Condon's master novel: The Manchurian Candidate... You'd think this is all a figment of your imagination...

Read this: The Background is OIL....

We are all addicts of fossil fuels in a state of denial, about to face cold turkey. - K.Vonnegut

mots-clé: infowar, conspiracy theories, steganogrpahy, Bilderberg, Vonnegut

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"Tous sourirent" - Sandor MARAI "Les Braises"




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