Some Quotes to jumpstart your workday/evening:
I love deadlines.
I especially like the whooshing sound they make
as they go flying by.
Accept the fact that some days you are the pigeon and most days the
statue.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt
Needing someone is like needing a parachute.
If he/she isn't there the first time, chances are you won't need him/her again.
