2003-06-24

Some Quotes to jumpstart your workday/evening:

I love deadlines.
I especially like the whooshing sound they make
as they go flying by.

Accept the fact that some days you are the pigeon and most days the
statue.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem

A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt

Needing someone is like needing a parachute.
If he/she isn't there the first time, chances are you won't need him/her again.